so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 11, 2025

Time to Die

Some people like it
Some people fear it
But everybody faces it

Also just a funny ass thing to say

Ex 1: Death: It's Time to die!
Person: Finally, Bro
Ex 2: Death: It's time to die!
Person: NO!!!

by Elidacucumber January 17, 2024

Time is come

Time is come is an expression from a french forum who means a big blindside in Survivor.

example : Time is come. They wanted to play like this… I'm gonna show them so how to play…

by Formi November 11, 2017

I like spending time with you

I dont have crush on you so stop dreaming about me pls
Thanks!

I like spending time with you

by LunarDarkKnigh June 28, 2022

knight time

Referencing the Kirk Knight single where he says, "what the fuck you know 'bout the knight time." If someone asks you what the fuck you know about the knight time, they are basically asking you what's good. The knight time is when kirk shines brightest, and you should too.

"What the fuck do you know about the knight time"
"Oh, you already know"

by A$AP HETTI June 17, 2017

One time

To spark someone out, or one shot them

God damn Mike Tyson one timed that guy, he ain't getting back ip

by Yeefkeeg November 19, 2022

One Time

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.

2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”

1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*

One time: *flashes lights*

Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.

2 poker player 1: All in.

Player 2: call. I have queens.

Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.

Player 3: i folded Q/10.

Flop 9,2,6 hearts.

Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.

Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!

Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?

River: 6 of spades.

Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.

Player 1: 99 times baby

by Nicbuddy January 10, 2024