Mexican time machine

Name: Mexican time machine Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
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While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

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Untitled's fun time

Where a gender fluid person has sex with another gender fluid person that look like videogame characters. The two people ussaly are ok to show sexual affection to each other infront of close friends.

They had Untitled's Fun Time

by UntitledArtistAndAnimator October 15, 2017

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Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs

that ad we get on urban dictionary that has that ugly cringy woman in the picture. but if you think about it it is true time really hasnt been giving a shit about these people

Oh my goones shes so fucking ugly
"well Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs"

by tecopux September 14, 2022

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Are and have been. This has been a complete waste of time. It looks to me like you're doing a suicide pact. And like, if you do a suicide pact, the Jews just get genocided anyways. Heheheh, like, you're never going to let the Jews get genocided again... Unless everybody else dies with you- Hey! You sound like...

Hym "You ARE and HAVE BEEN wasting everybody's time. The sabotage is ramping up because that's the whole point (teams of 2 (like Hell's Paradise) to bypass the Anubis BTW). What are we going here guys? Nothing you are talking about is going to change anything because the people you are talking to are just telling themselves what they want to hear and then conveying that to you. Hurry it up. Quick like a bunny."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

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