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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
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friends lineup

A friends lineup is like the artist lineup on a flyer for a music festival, but better. When you are deciding whether to go to an on international trip for a festival, you might look at one of two things the artist lineup and the friends lineup. The Friends Lineup is the everything. It’s what makes your liver hurts, it’s the adventure, the stories, the memories, the only then, only there experiences, it’s what gives meaning to FOMO for anybody who isn’t the friends lineup for this trip.
I wasn’t gonna go the Vegas trip, but then I saw the friends lineup and knew I had to.
by Wunshu April 25, 2024
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Best Friend

A best friend is someone that stays by your side, no matter what happens. I pity you for not having one because you searched this in a dictionary. But even tho I have no experience of friends in general whatsoever I still know this simple fact.
by Just a Memer April 13, 2021
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Friends

Friends is something I don't have and probably neither do you if you search friends on urban dictionary
For example:
I don't have any friends
by Imrlylonelydude April 8, 2020
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January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.
Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.
by Combination Torch January 29, 2022
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''National Slide tackle the short friend day''

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.
by National Holiday board November 21, 2024
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Best Friend

A person you like/love in all of your life they will be there for in the highs and lows, even when you get married.
by helo i like to eat ur poo March 23, 2024
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