Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

Fart Moving

When you are in a position or a job that is really busy or if it's obvious clear that this time is busy, working, moving around, or obvious something needs to be done about a situation.

"I just started this crazy job bro this time is fart moving they let this place get bad"

by Fartmoving March 31, 2024

Safety fart

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

Purple glitter fart

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025

mash fart

a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.

why did you mash fart dick fucking cunt.

by tino francis May 1, 2009

Air fart

The act of farting but the fart has no sound , except an air fart is a really smelly fart.

Person 1: oh god Whats that smell
Person 2: sorry I just farted

Person 1: but I didn’t hear it

Person 2 : oh yeah that was an air fart

by Irishdirectioner July 30, 2025

Vagina Blood Farts

A loose menstrual cycle.

Her Vagina Blood Farts showed, due to her bloody high mid waist panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which she loved to sob!

by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018