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same-time

When two partners in the act of coitus reach orgasm at the same time. They would say that they “same-timed.” This is enjoyable to both partners as they have synced their orgasms to reach peak climax simultaneously.
Partner 1: “Hey, did you just?”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”
by Sexplainer1 February 8, 2021
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Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
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tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.
"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"
by TJaldro69 May 4, 2017
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Cabin time

Cabin time (noun):
A shared state of mind and altered perception of time that often arises in groups staying at a cabin, free from obligations, expectations, or urgency. In this state, no one feels the need to be anywhere else or accomplish anything. The atmosphere is calm and unhurried; people are often silent, speaking only when something genuine or meaningful naturally surfaces. This collective stillness creates space for individual reflection and a relaxed group presence, where truths can spontaneously emerge and everyone coexists with quiet ease.

Cabin time: it’s the state of mind and type of perception of time, that comes when staying at a cabin: Where no-one feels like there is somewhere they need to go, and there is nothing that needs to be done or said. The vibe is calm, people are silent most of the time, and people might just say something that is true out of the blue. This type of state and collective vibe allow truths to bubble up spontaniosly as everyone is deeply relaxed and present with their own thoughts while co-existing.
Its so locely to be in cabin time! Its like im outside of time and just floating outside of time
by sandrabluebird May 29, 2025
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New York Times Bestseller

Me: Wow! This book cool!
The Book: Yeah! I’m somewhat of a New York Times Bestseller myself!
Me: Oh nvm this book is so unoriginal
by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023
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SAFSAF TIMING

A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)
Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .
by Abdallajnejaim April 2, 2020
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What’s two times a parable?

What’s two times a parable?”
Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”
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