Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

Monkeys

Monkeys are fluffy cute and adorable.
Monkey want banana monkey will take life-donkey kong

Monkeys are adorable cute and small and the best animal

Man:Damn that’s a monkey
Monkey:ME want banana or die

by Plaguedoc54 March 7, 2021

Porch-Monkey

A racial slur used against black people.

"Look at this Porch-Monkey"

by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022

Throat monkey

A girl who doesn’t have sex but will give head at a moment’s notice. Usually a Caucasian female

Bro Sam was a real throat monkey I never had sex with her but she sure could suck the soul out of me.

by Thug raider 9876 March 25, 2021

monkey

It is a animal , Most monkeys are omnivores but some eat meat

You are a monkey , monkey eats banana

by rax 123 March 9, 2022

Monkey Dance

1. A dance conducted in which a person breakdances on top of a monkey which is breakdancing on a seagull that jumps on a whale.

"Peter performed the Monkey Dance for the talent show!"

by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025

monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.

bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.

by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023