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ur mom

a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.

can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.

also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.
person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom

person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom
by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019
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your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone
Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom
by Colin SG. December 27, 2017
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UR MOM

1 UR DAD LOVE UR MOM
2 UR DONE IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT UR MOM IS
IDK GO ASK UR MOM
by ndldnjvbfjdh March 14, 2022
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Your Mom

This very phrase is every middle school teacher's nightmare. Only desperate to be popular use this in their vocabulary.
Teacher- What is 9x12?
Middle schooler- YOUR MOM... hahaha
by pudding-yummy June 11, 2023
mugGet the Your Mommug.

Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3
Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..
by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023
mugGet the Mommug.

Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother
by 459395 March 5, 2022
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Your mom

Jane: "You know who else suffers from dementia?"

Bob: "your mom XD"

Jane: "kys"
by Ollhahafunnynumber February 28, 2024
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