double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

Double Nostriling

When one fancies a bump and they don't have any coke, so they snort two micro machines (tiny matchbox cars) up each nostril, then proceeds to snot rocket them out into the backyard in a bloody mess.

Dude, he is totally Double Nostriling those cars. Far out man!

by Etrenis February 20, 2009

Double Assectomy

A girl who ain't got no ass.

God damn girl, you ain't got no ass. What you had to get a double assectomy?

by Damon_Keaton June 3, 2024

Double dippin

When you enter through the vagina, but the love making is so vigorous that you break the taint and cum out of the asshole.

See also poop shoot.

Damn, last night Deven’s boyfriend ended up double dippin, because Deven was getting pounded so hard, that their taint was destroyed and cum came out of their ass!

by Pupsalups90 July 5, 2024

double-sibling-in-law

Sibling’s spouse and spouse’s sibling at the same time.

My double-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Double bun

Job well done, lit, cool, good, awesome

Person: I got my Covid test back, I’m negative!
Other Person: Dude that’s so double bun!

This pizza is double bun!

I had amazing sex last night, total double bun.

by Shjawa August 4, 2020

The Overlook Double Dip

When a male inserts not one, but both of his testicles into a woman’s vagina.

“She wanted me to stick only one in, but I decided to use The Overlook Double Dip instead.”

by Mothergoose6969 October 9, 2023