Do a Crim

The act of ignoring your friends bf/gf to piss them off and asserting your dominance as the alpha

f*ckboy/girl

Also during this you do something extremely couple like infront of friends gf/bf

Oh well ill just do a crim to piss off his bitch of a gf, cant stop me being friendly

by LordMorbidus November 10, 2019

Do a Polman

To spend all week at work on the hose wetting soil then need time off for being fatigued.

I thought about helping out with some physical work but decided to do a Polman today

by User2116 February 12, 2021

Doing a Joe

Getting 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 saves, and 0 shots in a game of rocket league.

Effectively contributing fuck all.

Sorry lads, done a right Joe all tournament.

Should probably learn how to wall ride like Zac so I can avoid doing a Joe all the time.

by Osidney10 May 19, 2022

Doing a Raif

Immediately dashing after football before sinking a Guinness or lager…. Disappearing in the distance on a carbon fibre birds bike.

Doing a raif

Did you see him go ? ….. hes done a Raif ! …. I guess someones got to pay for that 2.5. Million pound mortgage

by Wallopboshnext66 February 17, 2023

Doing a Goodman

Making extravagant and wildly inaccurate or inopropriate claims.

Statements such these would be considered doing a Goodman.

‘I’m the people’s champion’

Or

‘I’m in the top 3’

Or

‘People mistake me for a fitness model’

by Caldorini March 20, 2019

doing the swiss

when you fuck a swiss person or a piece of swiss cheese

When I was in Geneva I was told I should be doing the swiss. But when I couldn't find any beautiful women, I went to a cheese store instead

by cheesefuckinmotherfucker October 31, 2021

Don’t do it

DOOOOOO ITTTTT

Me: “Just don’t do it”

Friend: “that’s wrong”

Me: “don’t-“
Friend: DOOOOOO ITTTTTTT

by Yo bish June 22, 2019