hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.

"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"

by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021

Orange Cat

A dumb but cute and sweet beastie. They share one brain cell among the lot of them, but lacking brain power causes them to exude big bursts of chaotic energy in random spurts, often referred to as ginger zoomies.

Lurking under the table with wide eyes, the ginger cat randomly lets out a “ROOOOW,” and sprints across the room knocking shit over. The feline then darts across the room in the other direction, then halts. This beastie looks puzzled, ears pointed backwards, head tilted to the side .
“Jesus,” says Fred, “fucking orange cats.”

by BigQ69 July 25, 2023

Cat

Kana.

Person 1: “Why does kana curl up on peoples laps?”

Person 2: “because she’s a cat.”

by KanaEnoshima November 21, 2020

Cat

a fluffy potato or a fluffy demon

My cat just detroyed all my furniture.

by Grinchblitzkreig February 19, 2020

cats

animals that piss and shit all over your carpet and then scream at you

i fucking hate cats

by ohmyohmyihavefoundyounigger September 21, 2021

Cat

What stuggy calls PUSSY!

I was hugging my cat then stuggy came in and shouted PUSSY then ran off

by AAAAAAAAAGH October 18, 2020

Cats

A musical that should have been eradicated by the pits of hell long ago.

That damn Cats musical should die.

by ahyes/disestablishmentarianism July 20, 2022