Killing Two Stones With One Bird

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.

Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.

by ShadowzI May 12, 2013

One-stop gasm spot

n. : a picture in which a person, usually male, masturbates to wishing he/she and the object or person in the picture were physically have sex

Billy used Cat's picture as a one-stop gasm spot.

When Cat discovered that her profile picture had been used as a one-stop gasm spot, hell was let loose.

by C0NT0RTI0NIST December 10, 2009

take one out of the chamber

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast

Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

by xxxdiesel May 25, 2014

one-eyed sword swallower

Vaaaaaaaaaaaagina!

Her one-eyed sword swallower is popular amongst the offensive line of the football team.

by Nickel1987 June 25, 2014

all eggs in one basket

The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.

Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.

by sarcasmsfinestmember January 18, 2015

Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

by D4rkManX August 3, 2017