tea bag nose fuck

dip your balls into an opened mouth partner and sit on their face so there nose goes into your ass

chad:hay ben lets tea bag nose fuck.
ben:ok i want to have your balls in my mouth
chad:omg push your nose deeper into my ass ben!
ben:but it wont go in aney further.
chad:shut the fuck up!yeah lick my balls ben!yea u like the tea bag nose fuck

by bendover holland September 28, 2009

ass scented douche bag

figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell

You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag

by Kelcie January 27, 2006

schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?

a cool/unique way of asking what's up

John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)

by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 02, 2009

tag em and bag em

used during competitive gaming. derived from toe tags and body bags. should only be said after a sweet kill. can be compared to pwned or owned or any other word with a similar use.

*player 1 frags player 2 and 3*

Player 1: "tag em and bag em!!!!!"
player 2 + 3: "i hate u."

by Peter L March 12, 2008

All That and a Bag of Potato Chips

Someone so awesome that they are not only "All That", but are sweet enough to be "All That" and a bag of delicious potato chips.

"She was all that. AND a bag of potato chips"

"He ain't all that and a bag of potato chips"

by BJN47 April 08, 2010

Trash bag Jet Lag

when your body clock is confused into thinking it has jet-lag... caused by a weekend of nocturnal partying and chemical abuse.

Causing the inability to sleep on a Sunday night and waking exhausted on a Monday morning.

The shortened from. Simply: Trash-lag

Joey: oh my god, I had NO sleep all weekend, then went to bed early on Sunday night and barely got a wink even though I was exhausted.

Katie: Your such a trash bag. You def got a case of Trash bag jet lag

by trottdog October 12, 2010

unexpected item in bagging area

used to say "that girl has a penis" without saying "that girl has a penis".

TikTok: *Shows a video of a girl brushing her teeth*
Comments: Unexpected item in bagging area, you guys!

by Lyrosity April 05, 2023