by patcat November 11, 2019
Get the catmug. 1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.
by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015
Get the stab the catmug. 
a gift from the heavens that is cute but can also scare the living heck out of you.
they are the rulers of the internet and can give just as much love and affection as dogs, who unlike cats, aren't nearly as chill and majestic.
they are the rulers of the internet and can give just as much love and affection as dogs, who unlike cats, aren't nearly as chill and majestic.
cats are adorable as heck. prove me wrong
cat owner- I just got a new cat!
dog owner- so you got a murder weapon?
cat owner- I just got a new cat!
dog owner- so you got a murder weapon?
by Spicy Jalapeno August 30, 2022
Get the Catmug. by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019
Get the Channel-cattedmug. 