A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.
John: Dude, I feel so alive!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014
Get the wakey jack mug.Makes sick blends, either with a blender or by jamming out on a guitar. This wild animal may allude you for sometime and never seems to be in his natural habitat, but with the promise of food and tunes he always seems to make his way back to the jack cave
Jack: awwwww
by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021
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the truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my Nammme,
I don't know the season
or what is the reason I`m standing here holding my BLADDEEE
A desolate place (place)
without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feel,
It's me that i spite
as i stand up and fight,
the only thing I know for real
There will be
BLOOD
SHED
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragons back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
oh no there will be
BLOOD (BLOOD)
SHED (SHED)
It's the only thing I`ve ever knownnnnnn
(crazy guitar solo)
Losing my identity
Wondering have I gone insane
to find the truth infront of me
I must climb this mountain range
looking downward from this daring height
And never realising why I fightttttttttttttttt
And yes this was all hand typed while listening to the song
the song being The Only Thing I Know for real, aka the backing track to the jetstream sam fight
jack the ripper :)
the truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my Nammme,
I don't know the season
or what is the reason I`m standing here holding my BLADDEEE
A desolate place (place)
without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feel,
It's me that i spite
as i stand up and fight,
the only thing I know for real
There will be
BLOOD
SHED
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragons back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
oh no there will be
BLOOD (BLOOD)
SHED (SHED)
It's the only thing I`ve ever knownnnnnn
(crazy guitar solo)
Losing my identity
Wondering have I gone insane
to find the truth infront of me
I must climb this mountain range
looking downward from this daring height
And never realising why I fightttttttttttttttt
And yes this was all hand typed while listening to the song
the song being The Only Thing I Know for real, aka the backing track to the jetstream sam fight
jack the ripper :)
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