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Short People manlet gang

A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.
Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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Wt gay gang

Thak, Stiff, SuperHero, Omer and Kerim are part of the gay gang

Some of them are openly gay and other members are still in the closet but all of them like to suck each other cock and want to fuck other men in the ass.
Look omer, thak , kerim, stiff and ursuperhero, it’s the wt gay gang!
by nobody.22 January 16, 2025
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Loma Verde Gang

The most hardcore gang in Palo Alto. They hang out on Loma Verde Avenue in Palo Alto, specifically at night on the blocks between West Bayshore and Louis Road. They have guns and sell fentanyl. Their drugs are expensive, but fucking legit. Don’t mess with them.
Loma Verde Gang definition:

Person A: “Don’t walk around at night near the Eastern section of Loma Verde Avenue unless you want to buy drugs. You’ll regret it otherwise.”
Person B: Ok, bro, I won’t.
by Megamaldives January 23, 2025
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Green line gang

The Green Line Gang is a high-school–based street crew formed by teenagers growing up along the rural highways and backroads of the Florida Panhandle. The name comes from the “green line” locals use to describe the endless stretch of woods, swamps, and medians separating their towns from the rest of Florida—and from any real future.
The Green Line Gang wasn’t official, but the fear around them was.
by Gl4l January 25, 2026
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Green line gang

The Green Line Gang is a high-school–based street crew formed by teenagers growing up along the rural highways and backroads of the Florida Panhandle. The name comes from the “green line” locals use to describe the endless stretch of woods, swamps, and medians separating their towns from the rest of Florida—and from any real future.
The Green Line Gang wasn’t official, but the fear around them was.
by Gl4l January 25, 2026
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Green line gang

The Green Line Gang is a high-school–based street crew formed by teenagers growing up along the rural highways and backroads of the Florida Panhandle. The name comes from the “green line” locals use to describe the endless stretch of woods, swamps, and medians separating their towns from the rest of Florida—and from any real future.
The Green Line Gang wasn’t official, but the fear around them was.
by Gl4l January 25, 2026
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The Windy Gang

The opps that lwk just pull up on yo ahh when you’re using the bathroom at Windermere High School
-‘Tchu know bout the Windy Gang?
-They’re wild bro I was just tryna piss the other day and I caught them dealing some shi behind me
-What’d they do to you?
-Some mad stuff man🥀
by Googleee_Maps January 28, 2026
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