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Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD
today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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Friends with Benefits

A corrupted friendship, since sex shouldn't exist in a friendship.
They decided to start a friends with benefits relationship. But some weeks later, their relationship and their friendship ended.
by lardex2006 July 3, 2024
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best friend

the most annoying and most loyal person you'll ever meet
Friends: Hi how are you?
Best friends: How's it going failure?
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Friend whore

Steven Tyler Pahl is only your friend when he needs something. He’s a friend whore
by DeBoTanK August 5, 2019
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breast friend

A female friend with benefits, who has big (or at least nice) boobs.
She's not my best friend, she's my breast friend.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Fake friend

A person who acts sweet then goes behind your back and pretends to care about you when they really don’t. For example Natalie Burmann
by alexisbutera November 5, 2017
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