DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT

a phrase said by a bitchy bird called duo in the Duolingo app

you:im not gonna do my spanish lesson today
you: gets a call
Call: Duo on the phone

Duo on the phone: DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SISTER GETS IT

by DO YOUR LESSON OR YOUR HOT SIS December 15, 2023

DO MI TI

a slang expressing a sense of frustration about why a particular opportunity or success hasn't come to the person saying it.

referencing to mitski's known song "washing machine heart" as it preceeds and therefore alludes to the phrase "why not me"

"can't come, have to take care of my baby brother"

"DO MI TIIII"

"GOT THE TICKET FOR THE CONCERT!! mia and i are gonna have sm funn!"

"do mi tiiii"

by bruhhmir December 16, 2023

do a snowblind

do a snowblind just make music.

- hey... i need a tutorial how to do a snowblind with sigilkore music could u help dude?

- no dude that his work.

by iheartsnow2024 December 16, 2023

do a snowblind

do a snowblind just make music.

- hey... i need a tutorial how to do a snowblind with sigilkore music could u help dude?

- no dude that his work.

by iheartsnow2024 December 16, 2023

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Doing a Toby

When you get so drunk you sleep in a bush.

I was so bad last night I ended up doing a Toby in the park on the way home

by Jeeves December 17, 2023

How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023