dingle dangle woof-woof

Verb : An idiotic noise, usually made in someone’s sleep.

You were Dingle dangle woof-woofing last night!

by William Shakesphere May 19, 2022

Mrs. Woodfart

An urban legend never to be repeated

A mildly bipolar beast that feeds off of papers and children

Dude 1: "Bro did you hear the tale of Mrs. Woodfart"

Dude 2: "huh no"

Dude 1: "If you ask for an extra paper she'll make you into a stew"

by Hatersgonnahateheartxoxo January 13, 2024