Wilson

A sexy man with orange pubes. He has many parties and is still looking for X because he can’t find it. He gets turned on by his Math homework and loves golf. He likes golf because it involves beating small white balls.

He’s such a wilson!

by MABRY is boring April 9, 2022

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Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.

Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.

by ssoott May 10, 2023

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chubby wilson

(n) 1. A well rounded and rather plump penis that is average in size but packing mad girth.
(Adj) 2. Used to describe a very good, championship-winning caliber fantasy football team.

Jonathan's fantasy football team this year is going to win it all I swear, dude's got one chubby wilson!!

by The Chubby Wilson September 6, 2022

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skate wilson

Skate Wilson is a great man who skated this earth and now he has the chance to skate as hard as he skates yo mom

Friend: you know skate Wilson

Other Friend: no why

Friend: he’s a great kid lol xd

by Hahaha loooll xxxxdddeezz nuts August 31, 2018

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A Ghetto Wilson

Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.

Ghetto Wilson: Defined

Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck

“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”

by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021

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