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Rape Wolf

when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf

Origin of the Werewolf Legend

first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was

Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe

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Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?

Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache

Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!

Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)

Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me

HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls
by Arispie August 14, 2011
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Wolf Market

A term used to describe financial markets being controlled by groups of investors working together. Hedge funds oftentimes employ wolf hunting tactics to drive a company's stock into the ground by selling the stock short. They will also hunt consumer pocketbooks by driving the price of fundamental items such as oil through the roof.
I heard oil was over $200 and some bank stocks were worthless. Must be a wolf market right now.
by Brock Seyler November 2, 2008
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wolf hair

that krazee ass hair from the eighties rock/metal bands that makes you look like a werewolf.
"If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair." -Violent J
by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003
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dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public
A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic
by Dirtywolfspotter December 1, 2013
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wolf bait

I dropped wolf bait at Ron's
by itchy corn April 15, 2003
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Dick Wolfed

A cliffhanger. When you are left with your jaw dropped in awe. Named after the creator of Law & Order whose name appears at the abrupt end of (the) episode.
The homeless man claimed he gave me a banana, and just walked off. He's either trolling or I got Dick Wolfed.
by 2BBaber September 1, 2013
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Wolf to whales

Idiom

To explain a multi-step process in detail from start to finish to preempt confusion.

This phrase makes reference to the evolution of the modern species of whale from a contemporary cousin of a terrestrial "wolf-like" mammal called Pakicetus of the Eocene Era. While ALL life living on dry land came originally from the water, a small number of earlier species went from water to land BACK to water; BAM, wolf to whales
Boss: "John, why don't you take us from wolf to whales on your new project?"

John: "Be happy to boss. I wouldn't want anyone to be confused!"
by RAM388 May 27, 2018
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