Boner status

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010

Status Fire

The fire that burns in your eyes after seeing the worst phrase imaginable. Comes from Discord's Status feature, which can be customized however the user desires - sometimes to bad effect

PrancerMane's Status: "I like women and big hot sweaty steamy men

mmmmm big men :yum:"
Magnogen: "The Status Fire! It burns! It burns!"
Rutherford: "My eyes BURN"

by hydronesium September 17, 2021

voldemort status

When a woman rides someone's face for so long, their nose is either flattened or out right removed.

Man that girl is so hot, I wish she'd let me go Voldemort status

by njCTSV July 4, 2016

status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold

Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.

by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015

Status Hater

Someone that makes a negative comment on your status, in turn changing the whole tone of the comment and/or thread.

I just had my first defriendcident of the New Year when that status hater decided to act a fool and made a wack comment on my status.

by HBieber January 26, 2011

Pelican Status

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".

Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!

by medusa002 November 24, 2009

status review

when people review movies in their facebook status

dude: did you see Kick Ass?

friend: no, but i read hella good status reviews...

by chillchic11 May 10, 2010