Farm show

Where animal with a giant cock fills a woman with a gallon of cum. Then a animal that eats anything laps it out.

Did you see that horse fill her!? Then the pig got it all out.

Yea man what a Farm show that was.

by Deltafreak4 November 16, 2017

Calm the farm

Vb; to lace industrial cattle feed with quaaludes

"Why are you throwing handfuls of pills into the feeding trough?"
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."

by Ridley Amstrad October 9, 2016

Farm Fag

Someone who lives on a farm/ ranch and is probably incest

All these nasty farm fags are so uncivilized

by Squidwards Bitch June 29, 2019

cow farm

The time when a herd of obese/fat people meet up at a local Wal-Mart to stock up on twinkies for the month.

The whole city of Houston in Texas had a cow farm every month of the year 2012.

by twinklover22 November 27, 2013

Hobby Farms

a bimonthly magazine, devoted to the life of hobby farmers, homesteaders and small producers.

In 2004 Hobby Farms editorial office moved from Irvine, California, to Lexington, Kentucky.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Cluster farm

A cluster farm is the PG-13 version of a cluster fuck.

The government response to the COVID-19 pandemic has been a cluster farm.

by lasrubieras March 25, 2020

cucumber farm

The insertion of many cucumbers in the anus at one point of time.

"Ahh, my ass is sore!"
"How come Isaiah?"
"I had a cucumber farm up there!"

by Sir Kaneye East III May 11, 2016