Status Fire

The fire that burns in your eyes after seeing the worst phrase imaginable. Comes from Discord's Status feature, which can be customized however the user desires - sometimes to bad effect

PrancerMane's Status: "I like women and big hot sweaty steamy men

mmmmm big men :yum:"
Magnogen: "The Status Fire! It burns! It burns!"
Rutherford: "My eyes BURN"

by hydronesium September 17, 2021

shotgun status

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.

A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...

by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011

Status traffic

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall

John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later

by fasthandseddie April 26, 2011

gnar-status

a versatile term to describe anything out of the norm in a positive way. it could be to describe anything crazy, cool, intense, etc.

It's beyond good...it's straight-up Gnar-status!!

by curtislow805 July 28, 2011

Suburban Status

When a person has so many kids or dependents, they can only drive a bigger vehicle such as a minivan, Suburban, Ford Transit, etc

(Sees parents with 6 kids at the store)

Shit...they are beyond Suburban Status. Well good luck wit dat!!

by bgo247 September 23, 2020

gratus status

Grateful state (of mind); Appreciative of the situation you're in now.

Hey Bob, How ya doin'?
Gratus Status, man!
Yeah? What for?
My boss gave me a raise today!

by foreveryone February 25, 2013

Naked Status

A classification or status given to friends when you're comfortable enough to be naked around them.

"Can you leave while I change real quick? I'm not on naked status with you just yet."

by Ligeaux April 25, 2014