TransPenile Express

Refers to the TransPennine Express train service, commonly run between Glasgow and Manchester Piccadilly.

1: what train should we catch today?
2: i think we should get the transpenile express, they have wifi on board and is much faster than the northern service.

by ohioRizzer786 December 5, 2023

Flag

Get the TransPenile Express mug.

Boebert Express

N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.

Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr December 8, 2023

Flag

Get the Boebert Express mug.

Meeting Place Express

A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.

I cant wait to go to work. Were having a Meeting Place Express party.

by Jakob Theliar January 12, 2011

Flag

Get the Meeting Place Express mug.

Polar Express

When 3 men have a threesome and the guy at the top blows a huge vape cloud and yells “Choo, Choo!”, and the guy at the back yells “All Aboard!”

I’m still so sore, I had a polar express with those two dudes we met at the club last night

by Virtual Tom Hanks September 29, 2022

Flag

Get the Polar Express mug.

Nalga Express

Nalga Express is when I woman doesn't have the money to pay for something so she lets whoever she owes run a train on her or if it's one person he takes his pay out of her ass

She said she didn't have enough money to pay me so I told her I accept cash, cash app, and Nalga Express. She paid me really quick.

by 918peg November 3, 2025

Flag