by CoconutJuiceMan September 13, 2020
by Chat gorl June 20, 2018
by BucthCassidy7 April 10, 2010
No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.
In our monitoring center we have no eyes on glass.
by Alejandro1 November 07, 2013
The state of inevitable awe, wonder, and adoration that women fall prey to when faced with an adorable baby or child.
This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.
This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.
This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.
This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.
E.g. "Yo, did you see that hot dad over there talking to his little baby? Major ovary eyes."
"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."
"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."
by Merkley April 04, 2014
by rip_moochelle April 19, 2023
When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friends and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Moody Eye.
This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.
This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.
- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Moody Eye, huh? :P
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Moody Eye, huh? :P
by Aquarii May 27, 2019