Horace Barnes

Definition of a very nice character / a person with no enemies.

My friend Hector is such a Horace Barnes.

by Horac December 11, 2023

barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016

Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

Barnes & Noballs

When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.

I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

barn busted

The act of destroying a toilet w a massive dump that sprays and splatters

After 12 beers and Taco Bell…I busted down the bathroom door at 7-11 and barn busted the dump hole.

by Lapdog83 July 27, 2022

to rape the barn

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016