Busted Tees

A line of t-shirts intended to be funny by using bad puns/jokes.

Advertised on this website. Though the girls tend to be quite hot in the ads, that blonde girl with the blue eyes is ugly and her teeth are yellow.

Softcore porn is sometimes seen in these ads.

Girlfriend: Hey, um, where did you get your t-shirt?

Boyfriend: OOH! I got it at that Busted Tees website I found through an ad on Urban Dictionary.

Girlfriend: Sorry, I don't think this relationship is working out. Good bye *leaves*

Boyfriend: WAS IT MY SHIRT?!?!?!

by Classof2010LOL February 9, 2007

busted tees

Unfunny tshirts for the most parts, but I must say I followed the link anyway.
I'll save yall some time, go directly to the girl with the t that reads Dikfore, she's the only one worth looking at.

The girl in the Dikfore t for busted tees has no bra

by m16 July 12, 2007

Snorg Tees

the person who is reading this definition is a total idiot because the ads of the company are all over the site.

Dude #1: wats a snorg tees?
Dude #2: go to urbandictionary.com
Dude #1: ok?

by lt.noah February 4, 2010

teespinch

A quick, stinging pinch to the tees. (Tees means butt, see "tees" in Urban Dictionary)

Dad: Did you do your homework?
Dude: Ummm..no..um
Dad: Why not? Go do it NOW! *gives a teespinch*

by JustARegularGuyCalledAnon April 24, 2008

teeth slippers

When your teeth get a film over them from not brushing.

"I forgot to brush my teeth this morning so now I have teeth slippers"

by BiancaBullet January 13, 2016

Teeth Leashes

Teeth leashes are the things that all middle schoolers loathe. And if you’re unlucky enough, you’re the weird high schooler that wears braces for your senior photo. But don’t be that kid. Usually, those who have braces have had them forever, and you were probably the kid that lost your retainer in elementary school and looked for it in the garbage while I stared at you. The only good thing about braces is getting them off, after which you have years of wearing a retainer to look forward too.

After having braces for all of highschool, Grayson is finally getting his teeth leashes off.

by gonzovibe February 21, 2018

teeth grinder

when a girl is giving head and she uses her teeth

i don't enjoy it when Chistine gives me a teeth grinder while sucking my dick

by firerome101 May 8, 2018