The sheer most useless fuckin company on planet earth. In order to be hired on swift trucking you must be retarded in any way. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, a fuckin vegetable, you name it they'll hire.
"Oh boy he's more retarded than a Swift driver"
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi
by Mr. RepublicanGuy February 9, 2021
Get the Swiftmug. by abdooo February 20, 2024
Get the taylor swiftmug. by dementedbunny.ISSUAH$/7:8/ October 16, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift
Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
by Lubedandready August 28, 2016
Get the tater swiftmug. A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.
by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019
Get the dakota swiftmug. “Tell us about the other night bro, don’t be Swift about it.”
“Stop Swifting and just tell us the details”
“Stop Swifting and just tell us the details”
by bozzy519 May 7, 2019
Get the Swiftingmug. 