A girl (Typically 12-16) who posts statuses on social media websites Facebook, Twitter, ETC... about how rathet other women are on a daily basis when I reality they would not say to a ratchets face.Alot of times people who post these are angry because their boyfriends left them for a ratchet who wont bitch and complain about how they should wait 4 more years to have sex.
Typical White girl: like this post if yall be hatin dem thirsty ass ratchet ass niggaz
Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status
Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status
by Real talk 101110 March 14, 2014
A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode
by augugu October 10, 2022
by RSKYTASTIC April 04, 2010
A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.
Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011
Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.
Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?
Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?
Person 1: man, he's a status clown.
Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?
Person 1: man, he's a status clown.
by dajs90 May 08, 2014
Similar to musical statues except you cum on their face but the challenge is they can't flinch, music is optional.
by No Name Required April 09, 2020
by foreveryone February 25, 2013