shit

used for everything

1.We shit in your mouth
2.You look like shit
3.You just ate shit
4.Shittt, that shit was hard
5.Man, i just took a hugh shit

by KARYSSAAAA! April 2, 2009

shit

poop

dat wigger just shitted in the crap pot

by zomg lol April 25, 2009

Shit

it happens.

"My dog just died!"
"Shit happens."

by Krype February 11, 2012

Shit

POOP!

Them: I have to take a shit.

You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.

by thegoodzz July 5, 2010

shit

Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing:

Prefix 'the' = Great
Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something/denotes fear.
Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave
Suffic 'dude' = See above




"The shit"
"Oh Shit"
"Shit man!"

"The shit"
"Oh Shit"
"Oh Shit! That guy is gonna fucking kill me!"
"Shit man!"

by Marvin the Dork July 22, 2008

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

SHIT

Acronym for "sure happy it's Thursday."

I'm SHIT because tomorrow's Friday!

by TJ E October 6, 2010