lovely roach hands

a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.

"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."

by whereisuno January 30, 2021

Perpetual Roach

In the act of re-rolling used joint/blunt roaches, there is always that one roach that has been re-rolled over and over again. Hence a perpetual roach.

Hey man, doesn't that perpetual roach blunt taste like crap? I've seen you use the same roach 7 times now.

by Murphy1234asdf March 12, 2021

Guatamalan Roof Roaches

Hispanic Roofers. The scratching sounds they make on the roof coupled with them speaking is similar to the noises you hear in a roach infested home.

Damn, those Guatamalan Roof Roaches did a fine job on my new roof.

by Donde Esta March 14, 2021

Roving Roach

A roving roach is a reporter for the hit podcast, The Josh Potter Show who submits random articles he/she has found online, almost like an actual reporter.

Jeez man those roving roaches really know their shit!

by psuedonym jones April 1, 2021

Meta roach

Being the largest , best , strongest , sexiest , overpowered , etc.

Damn dude , how the fuck did he one shot me with the floor loot Milano sub machine guns ? It must be the new meta roach .

That meta roachs foreskin is showing .

Becks meta roach left her a poopy cum special and it’s leaking down her roach hole .

Jason’s mom is dating Jacobe Shaddox , he is now the prince of roach.

by Kaytrash April 16, 2021

Coach roach

A flight attendant that only works coach class cabin of the airplane. This is a person that won’t be caught dead in first-class or business. They think the people are too hoity toity for their taste.

Why doesn’t Becky ever work first class?

That’s because she’s a coach roach.

by Gert Barr April 20, 2021

Lotto Roach

A person typically older woman doused in perfume, or large man, who walks up to the cashier many times during busy hours, normally at a gas station and rudely throws a handful (10 or more) unscratched barcode lotto tickets to be checked. Usually with the ratio of 1 out of 10 cards being a $1-$5 winner.

If I get another Lotto Roach during shift change I'll lose my sh#t!

by HalloweenDJdude May 7, 2021