shoot me please

When a face palm does not cut it.

Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.

by datguywhodidntvoteforobama November 18, 2013

No, please!

A statement screamed when an homosexual individual wishes to be sexually assaulted, the individual is so repressed that this statement will be uttered at the most inappropiate moment in the vain hope that the 'rape' will be carried out.

Example 1: When No, Please! may be used:
Person 1: Excuse me sir do you have the time?
Person 2: NO! NO PLEEEASE!!!

by Bare_Brown March 24, 2008

amanda please

someone who lets feeling from the past affect what goes on in the future.

that girl is such an amanda please.

by --------- November 3, 2006

BITCH, PLEASE!!!

You're kidding right?

Man1: Man that Chik-Fil-A was good, wish I had another.
Man2: BITCH, PLEASE!!! *tosses another*

by Iamblackyeahdog. December 7, 2009

check please

What you say after you either severely burn someone, indicating the coup de grace, or to indicate to the other party that the conversation is over.

Friend 1: You know how I know you're gay?
Friend 2: Well it cant be the fact that I'm talking to an outstandingly attractive Cuban woman on the phone right now...that would disprove the gayness.
Friend 1: Yeah...but you smiled at me so that makes any other straightness null and void. check please!

by Shakey Jake December 9, 2008

thank you please

Does your tail pop out when you think rude things?

Mine does

by Lord Sebastian Cruddington of Warminster de Grouch December 15, 2003

Toss salad Please

A phrase used to when a toss salad is given with ranch dressing or syrup

When Timmy said "Toss salad please" Bobby got out the ranch dressing and went to work

by Tinna October 23, 2005