Osama Bin Laden

The first and only participant in a series of bullet-eye surgeries performed by Seal Team 6.
Chaz: OH MY GOD!!! OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!!

Jake: What kind of name is Chaz??
by CoolSteve July 12, 2011
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osama bin penis

when you let your pubic hair grow so long it looks like Osama's beard. Effect increased if you dress it up in a little turban and walk around naked.
Dude for Halloween I totally rocked the Osama Bin Penis!
by johnhomone October 22, 2013
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chod bin laden

A particularly viscious battle with a trap where the chod bin resembles a battlefield after having wild squits. This usually happens after a night on the lash or after a particular lethal curry.
Keith: (Returning to his desk from the toilet after a 15 minute absence) That was mental. I have got a proper sweat on after that.
Frank: Whats up? Have you just been for 5km run or something.
Keith: No mate. Just been into Trap 1. Wouldnt bother going in there for around 30 minutes. Its like chod bin laden has been in there. I totally destroyed it!
Frank: You deserve a bravery award for that by the sounds of it. Take the rest of the day off.
Keith: Nice one!
by SGJ & MAK @ 130A April 26, 2011
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Osama bin Laden

Obama: "US Ground Forces infiltrated Osama bin Laden's compound, bent him over, and fucked him with a rusty pipe without lube before executing him point-blank with a .44. God Bless America."
by DeltaForce9001 May 02, 2011
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Osama bin Laden

Terrorist leader who is apparently far more intelligent than the combined intelligence of the world leaders trying to find him.
My friend got a perfect score on his MCAT. He's a straight-up Osama bin Laden.
by a random asshole July 28, 2008
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Osama Bin Laden

America: "Dammit, we didn't even count to 20 and Osama Bin Laden still got away"
by AlexCHCH November 27, 2010
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