Japanese Jazz Hands

When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.

Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

jazz

sexy music for sexy time

You: Hey do you want to have sex?
Them: Will there be Jazz?
You: Of Course!
Them: Then take off your clothes

by cupboardboi May 1, 2022

Jazz

Slut

Jazz is a Slut

by I hate you, your a Muppet May 26, 2019

JAZZ

I never meet a such a lovely person, who i can truly trust. i don regret her one bit, she is a sunshine in my heart who always had my back. Without her my pain would be hiding in a whole suffering. I could never repay my dept of your kindness. my time with her has pass a long time but it feels like it was just yesterday. she is a great person, ONLY PEOPLE WHO TRY TO GET TO HER WILL TRULY LOVE HER!!

I don't know how my world would be without jazz, but i would know it be full of darkness. she creates sunshine from rain, she makes flower bloom. Even a smallest memory with her is special to me and to others.

thanks dear sis, you've been loyal

Idiot: she is annoying your lying

Me: shush child

Idiot: you don even know her for that long
Me: she is beautiful and the only person who would truly never understand her is you because your jealous of her confident

Idiot: ........
Me: SEE
Idiot: i defined her annoying

Me: i defined you as a jealous person and jazz as a flower

by POTATOLIFE June 8, 2018

jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.

Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?

by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024

Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021

Jazz

Jazz is the best person you will ever meet! She is so crazy and weird, she is strong mentally and physically. Everyone loves jazz she funny and the easiest person to make friends. Jazz is very good at any sport, she is a loud human being with a big smile . Jazz is always there for u she can be a bitch if she has to, jazz is friends with everyone !

I wish I could make friends like jazz

by Jasminew March 12, 2017