legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.

"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."

by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017

Jazz and Blues

Music made by constipated pigs.

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Jazz

An amazing person who everyone loves.

Is that Jazz?

Yeah she’s so nice.

by StarTrekLover2005 December 27, 2020

Spongebob jazz

The music that plays when playing Four-in-a-Row in Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics.

"Man, that's some good jazz! It sounds like it's from Spongebob. Are you playing Spongebob jazz?""

by ethanlulnowshut December 30, 2020

Jazz

A wonderful sweet sexy person with a great sense of humour and style if you ever meet a jazz make sure to appreciate the time you get with her as she will not stay for long.

Look at that wonderful jazz.

by Jellytotjoe January 19, 2021