chuck norris

the most incredible being to ever walk the face of the Earth

Chuck Norris once had sex with a girl. The girl died, obviously. Chuck resurrected her with a roundhouse kick and proceeded to blow his load in her face. Yet, three generations were killed in the process.

by Costa Rica March 15, 2008

Chuck Norris

When I person comes up missing, AWOL,MIA ...referring to the Chuck Norris Films Missing In Action Parts 1-3.

My girl has become Chuck Norris. I guess I need to find her.

by DUBL317 November 12, 2009

Chuck Norris

the fictional cause or effect of anything in the universe

Nun chucks and the whip was invented just by watching Chuck norris floss his

by Gibbowr October 8, 2008

Chuck Norris

You dont define chuck norris chuck norris defines you

chuck norris counted to infinity....twice
chuck norris built the log cabin he was born in

by hdsjkfhdsjkfghjksa May 15, 2010

chuck norris

you don't find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you!

I tried to find chuck norris on here and then it said "chuck norris found you"

by tuggerina August 23, 2011

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer....to bad he doesnt cry

If Chuck Norris cried cancer would be as dead as the dinosaurs,which by the way went extinct because of Chuck Norris

by crazy colombian February 23, 2009

Chuck Norris

V. To epically woop your ass if you insult them.

She will go all chuck norris on yo' ass if you call her fat.

by lickyourelbow February 7, 2010