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Juan

Juan is a very handsome person, the most beautiful person you will ever meet, he is rich because of his hardworking personality and he may seem tough and cold on the outside but on the inside he is actually a kindhearted and loving person, alllll the ladies will fall for him on first glance and he gets laid every night
Girl, i need a juan in my life asap!!
by Theworld'sgreatestltranslator February 25, 2020
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Juan

Juan is a mexican beaner who usually gets left out because he always talking about dirty but always gets a boner when he meets a girl
Omg do you know juan yes girl he gives me creeps
by Livycrackheads September 13, 2020
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juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.
He's Juan inch long.
by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016
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Juan

Juan is love. Juan is life. Juan is J U A N.
Virgin: hey what’s up with that weird horse on a balcony that people call Juan? I keep seeing it everywhere as a meme

Chad: that’s Juan.

Virgin: what’s the joke though?

Chad: it’s Juan.

Virgin: that’s not funny.

Chad: B L A S P H E M Y
by Juan_ November 10, 2020
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Juan

A fatass that caused earthquakes in California and leads a group of fags called killercartel oh and if he talks shit don’t confront him because he won’t be talking his shit he'll say “and so“ and walk away “
Juan:*jumps once*
California: EARTHQUAKES
by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019
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Juan

A nigga who always has a luh calm fit and always walks with his AirPods and loves soccer and wants to meet Messi and also likes big booty girls 💀
Juan got a big dick-J😂
by Mr.random November 20, 2023
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juan sostre

The big and the king of all niggas, he likes to fuck other chicks from the block and he gots STDs
Juan Sostre likes to fuck a lot.
by Sostre May 13, 2018
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