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fascial fur

Refers to da thick "carpet" of curly-frizzy sawdust-shavings that accumulates on your forehead, cheeks, and chin --- especially during "hot 'n' sticky" weather, or if you have a moderate stubble for drifting particles to stick to --- after cutting fascia-boards in the woodshop.
Tiffany always appreciates when I come over to do carpentry-work for her; she just wishes I would remember to wipe off the fascial fur from my face before trying to give her a kiss. She has since solved this "lack of realization in the heat of the moment" dilemma by simply always bringing along a nice cool dampened washcloth whenever she joins me at the table-saw, so that she can both clean off my powdery jowls AND soothe my heated brow at the same time.
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
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pussy fur

When you go one day without shaving your vagina
I was eating my girlfriend out last night and her pussy fur irritated my face.
by Miley the twerk master March 28, 2016
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Fur trapping

When a women becomes pregnant to keep a man from leaving her.
She is fur trapping him for child support.
by Der Ami July 6, 2018
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courtesy fur

The small amount of hair, a woman leaves when shaving her vagina, so she doesn't look like a "little girl"
Steve would've thought Brandi was jail-bait big time, if it weren't for the bit of courtesy fur she had left behind, when she shaved her cooter.
by TechSavage72 August 24, 2016
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fur balloon

a. a hairy vagina.
b. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in girls.
Summer is almost here, guess it's time to trim my fur balloon.
by feowyn October 7, 2008
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The Fur Day

Propaganda made by furries to notmalize fricking animals.
Furry:"Hey have you heard of The Fur Day? You have to do something I tell you!"
John: *Loads shotgun with religious intent*
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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