sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 17, 2019

goober neck

Caillin mf Greer

Caillin is a goober neck bitch

by Goober neck December 10, 2023

Goofy goober

A silly goofy person who is generally silly and funny

He's such a goofy goober

She's always been such a goofy goober

by beeleebabo March 26, 2024

goober

used to tease people

boy 1: hi im bob
boy 2: you are a goober!

by Biggie_smallzzzz205 March 26, 2024

Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017

Goober

A virgin loser who watches Dragon Ball.

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.

by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018