Rape Wolf

when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf

Origin of the Werewolf Legend

first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was

Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe

look it up

Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?

Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache

Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!

Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)

Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me

HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls

by Arispie August 14, 2011

Wolf Market

A term used to describe financial markets being controlled by groups of investors working together. Hedge funds oftentimes employ wolf hunting tactics to drive a company's stock into the ground by selling the stock short. They will also hunt consumer pocketbooks by driving the price of fundamental items such as oil through the roof.

I heard oil was over $200 and some bank stocks were worthless. Must be a wolf market right now.

by Brock Seyler November 2, 2008

wolf hair

that krazee ass hair from the eighties rock/metal bands that makes you look like a werewolf.

"If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair." -Violent J

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public

A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic

by Dirtywolfspotter December 1, 2013

wolf bait

a dump.

I dropped wolf bait at Ron's

by itchy corn April 15, 2003

wolf trumpet

A loud parping sound with a rising and falling pitch, directed towards someone to express sexual attraction or admiration, when said someone is so sexually attractive that a mere whistle is not sufficient.

"Fuck me! She's so hot, she deseves a wolf trumpet!"

by Shortyellowscienceteacher December 22, 2016

wolf tan

n. A very hairy chest.

That lumberjack has a wicked wolf tan.

by Vicktorious November 23, 2013