Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)

Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse

by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025

Grandma

When an old person in you family just farts out dust

My dad did a Grandma

by Declan D February 21, 2019

grandma burnt

Grandma grew up in the Great Depression. There was no waste. If food was burnt, you scraped off the burnt bit and ate the rest.

"Grandma burnt" means that the food (usually toast) is burnt, but not burnt so badly that you can't scrape off the burnt part and eat the rest. It's not "really" burnt.

That toast is only grandma burnt. You can still eat it.

by anonymous November 7, 2020

grandma kickflip

Your grandma or someone else's grandma does an awesome kickflip on a skateboard.

Oh wow, how does your grandma kickflip that well?

by voidyfizz December 16, 2024

grandma

smadh

grandma I would smadh you

by Even hotter papi May 11, 2023

fishing for grandma

A sex move where the male is using his penis to "reel in" an older woman into bed.

Bill: yo man where were you last night?
Rob: bro I was out fishing for grandma

by Jk fan June 17, 2017

grandma shirlee

saggi tideez but a kind heart

grandma Shirlee : "when i was younger i wanted to be older
this shit is not what i expected."

by shartslurper October 16, 2019