pork eye

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.

"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine

by rip_moochelle April 18, 2023

Getting Eyes

To get a hold of something tangible the way you want to have it, usually a sexual term.

whats up girl, let me get eyes on them big ol booty cheeks.

damn she is bad, i wanna get eyes on that.

hey dude, let me get eyes on some of that beer.

im about to go get some eyes on that taco truck.

last night i was just getting eyes.

by backflipninja September 12, 2011

Eye Fuzzies

Earrape but for the eyes

Nick: BruH that Obamas face gave me eye fuzzies

Abby: ew

by CoconutJuiceMan September 13, 2020

Eye-boink

Checking somebody out, basically. But mainly to imagine having sex with them.

Damn, Dennis Quaid's old enough to be my Daddy... should I really be eye-boinking him this much?!

by BucthCassidy7 April 10, 2010

eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.

Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum

by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019

To the eye slut

A girl who dresses completely not her age , dates people not her age , has eyebrows thicker then Kylie Jenner , with fake nails longer then my exes dick , wearing legit a tissue

tina did u see what the fuck she’s wearing

roxy ew her eyebrows thooo what a to the eye slut

by Tehlia November 3, 2019

Soup Eyes

When a drug is consumed which dilates the pupils

Matt just took some MDMA and now he's got soup eyes!

by brianfeadsmecookies June 19, 2011