Eye Shrapnel

The excessive amount of emojis used by thirsty guys whenever they post comments on a hot chick's selfies. Most commonly seen on Facebook and Instagram, they are usually accompanied by misspellings, creepy innuendos, and desperate, cringe-inspiring compliments.

Thirsty guy: "You are the most butiful womon ever!! 😍💯😍 Any man would be so luchy to have you👌🔥👏 So lovely n talented, love to see ur pics 💖💖👍💯🔥💯 Thank you for sharing! 👏👏👍😂🤣 Have👏 a 👏great 👏weekend 👌🔥💯💖💖💪💖🙌💖💯🔥🔥😍🔥🙌💯😍💯🙌💖💖💖!!!!!"

Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"

by birthad November 9, 2018

sharp eyes

Somebody with a keen eye. They can spot a defect from a mile away.

That Angela has sharp eyes. She spotted a maggot in a tonne of rice !

by Mungbuster86 April 18, 2018

no eyes on glass

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.

In our monitoring center we have no eyes on glass.

by Alejandro1 November 7, 2013

pork eye

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.

"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine

by rip_moochelle April 18, 2023

poo eyes

a loyal fan of the legend xxxtentacion
they are big fans of the song SAD!

"yo that guy over there has big ass poo eyes"

by rejat April 9, 2019

Eye Vomit

Something so hideous looking, it makes your eyes throw up a little bit.

Did you see those Denver Broncos throwback uniforms? They made me eye vomit!

Lady Gaga's MTV performance was a real eye vomit moment.

by Goggles Paisano, Jr. October 13, 2009

Game Eyes

The sagging and burning feeling/look that your eyes get after hours of playing video games.

Chris- "Hey Dom, your eyes are red! I thought we were saving that chronic for spring break?"

Dom- "Naw dude it's not that, I got game eyes an 8 hour online session of Call of Duty."

Chris- "Awe been there"

by eyeshurt August 6, 2011