1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
I work in Express Maintenance
They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance
This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance
This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021
Get the Express Maintenancemug. <.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number ''Three Hundred <&>AnUdA<&> Eighty Four'" Is A sign Of Self-Expression<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number ''Three Hundred <&>AnUdA<&> Eighty Four'" Is A sign Of Self-Expression<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Angel Number ''Three Hundred <&>AnUdA<&> Eighty Four'" Is A sign Of Self-Expression<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Polar express December 9, 2017
Get the To Polar Expressmug. <.3.4.3.>Germans Expression's {s}{S}{s} Allocates Definitions And Meaning Through Esoteric Nonsenses Called Philosophy <.3.4.3.>
<.3.4.3.>Germans Expression's {s}{S}{s} Allocates Definitions And Meaning Through Esoteric Nonsenses Called Philosophy <.3.4.3.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
Get the <.3.4.3.>Germans Expression's {s}{S}{s} Allocates Definitions And Meaning Through Esoteric Nonsenses Called Philosophy <.3.4.3.>mug. TRE is short for Trinity railway express is a railroad in texas that has an extreme stan and simp. The simp also simps for DART. He always foams when he sees a TRE. TRE is worse than VRE
by helloguysiamstupid April 17, 2021
Get the Trinity Railway Expressmug. A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
Get the American Pie Expressmug. When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
Get the Saturday night pork pie expressmug.