crap in a hat

excretion in any type of headgear

when your beeing chased by evil things

crap in a hat

by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004

Crap Flap

A world for the buttox and inner areas of the body.

"You take it up the crap flap bro!"

by aledluap September 1, 2009

crap overhaul

a massive rectal excretion

I gotta go take a huge crap overhaul

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

crap shoot

A way to decribe something that is messed up or not right

the playoffs is a crapshoot

by Matthew December 12, 2003

Crap Weasels!

An expression of displeasure. Something you could substitute for Oh shit!, if there are chitlens present.

Franny: 'Hey Zoey I just found you ipod-guess where it was?'
Zoey: 'Where?'
Franny: 'In the toilet....'
Zoey:'Crap Weasels!'
Chitlen: hahaha aunt Zoey just said crap weasels!

by Incandescent_2 September 4, 2006

Crap Weasle

1. Fetal obsessed rodent of the weasle family.
2. Mild yet strangley amusing insult.

1. That dang'd dar crap weasles goin' after t' chicken dung again, maw!

2. You're such a crap weasle, Phil.

by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

crap factory

term describing a movie that is extremely cheesy, stupid, and/or low budget, shot in video, with a nonsensical plot and horribly ridiculous acting.

"Oh man, I didn't think anything could be worse than "Blood Gnomes", but "Zombies vs. Vampires" is the worst crap factory I have ever seen".

by Lunch Box Johnson May 9, 2005