apple computer

An innovative company who has had many people copy it's available-in-five-colours idea, also first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface.

Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.

I use an Apple Computer because it doesnt crash

by my bunghole July 3, 2003

Computer Hangover

Stay up for 24- hours on the computer then next day you feeling sleeply head.

Me- (yawning)

Teacher- ooh, are you stay up late?
Me- yes... computer Hangover I guess.

by sownerzz May 2, 2011

Computer Graphicated

computer generated images used in ‘real’ or ‘live’ scenes (such as in movies)

The helicopter explosion in that movie was totally computer graphicated.

by Kujo Jacobs April 17, 2009

Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

computer cum

Cum or other white liquid on a electronic device. That was either sprayed or manually put on there.

Hey Jordy. Jordy: Dafuq you want. Sam: It's computer cum Jordy: What's that? Sam: READ THE DEFINITION

by Demtane June 10, 2017

computer five

Giving a virtual "high-five" by means of two people being on a computer and mutually agreeing that if they were in the same room, they would high-five.

Yo brah that is so awesome, give me a computer five!

by alexhasskills March 12, 2012

Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.

Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?

by dim sim brit July 8, 2011