Carson, carUson, carsoN

Carson, carUson, carsoN

Carson, carUson, carsoN

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

by sirhecker May 14, 2025

Carson

A guy who has no aura. Cannot compare to anyone with the name Garrett

Carson has no aura

by CarsonHasNoAura June 9, 2025

The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).

Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.

by Lectoex July 9, 2023

Carson

know for making a girl cum twice in the back of a kia sorento while higher than a ladder

wow you gave her the carson special

by definitely not carson July 29, 2023

carson

carson is the funniest, kindest, smartest boy you’ll meet. He can cheer you up in a second, and make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. Hes so attractive and so cute, he has beautiful green eyes and the best smile in the whole world. His laugh is the cutest thing you’ll hear and his voice is the best sound in the world. He’s someone i’m gonna marry one day.

1: is that carson?
2: yes isn’t he so perfect

1: yess!! he’s cute as HELL!

by luckilover August 7, 2023

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023