Bloody hell

What British people use in response to almost any slightly negative situation.

Bloody hell, my tires burst.
Bloody hell, my toast's burnt.
Bloody hell mate, that's rank.

by zydezu March 26, 2021

Bloody Mary

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019

bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

A bloody-jungle

This is a sexual position that involves a male or female who is proforming oral sex on a heavily menstruating sexual partner. While eatting out your bloody babe you allow your mouth to fill with menstrual blood then you tilt your head back and gargle the blood while beating you chest like Tarzan!

Please wash the sheets today. It looks like a bloody-jungle in here!

by Ray Sissome January 18, 2020

The Bloody Mary

The sexually oral act of turning your partner into a bloody mary while she is menstruating.

The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.

Your daughter and I had an amazing time last night! Thank you for recommending us do The Bloody Mary!

by Official Freyr July 16, 2021

bloody buddies

when two women have their menstrual cycle at the same time.

we're bloody buddies, we synced our cycles.

by yoadrienne76 March 31, 2012

Bloody Kangaroo

When a girl is on her period and jumps onto a guys penis from at least 4 feet away while wearing a fanny pack.

My girlfriend was on her period and hopped on me like a bloody kangaroo.

by Tyres B December 8, 2019