bald

jesse carpenter

jesse is bald

by toefeet April 10, 2020

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon

My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it

by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022

Bald

Rosie, unvoiced, moon, renae

Unvoiced is bald.

by Highnotes February 9, 2023

Bald

Unintelligent, disrespectful beastful and lack of hair, closed mind fucks.

“STOP YOUR SHIT YOUR BEING BALD JERRY”

by Lixzzxy February 13, 2019

snow bald eagle

Special code word for coke that was developed by Jordan

Jordan-“Want some snow bald eagle?”
Nick-“What’s that?”
Jordan-“coke”

by Michael Hunti June 9, 2022

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024