am i alive

Am I alive?
Answer:..........yes
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12:00 AM

It’s Tomorrow! It’s A New Day! 12:00 AM Is When Everyone Is Asleep Except People Who Does Not Wana Sleep! 12:00 AM Will Be October 5. It’s 2019 Right Now. More People Will Be Awake In The New Year To See The New Year.
The Time Is 12:00 AM.
The New Year Is Awesome.
by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 October 05, 2019
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I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.
You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf
by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019
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Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.
Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.
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I am groot

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I am groot
by AdamdaAlienface June 12, 2019
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therefore i am

A post-hardcore/rock band from Boston, Massachusetts on Equal Vision Records known for their energetic live show and ability to eat more fast food than God.
by Kip Casper November 27, 2008
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I am a bitch

What bitches type in on the urbandictionary
If youre a big bitch then this definition will piss you off
Yo Momma said: I am a bitch
Jar-Jar Binx said: Mesa is bitch!
by That Annoying Guy U dont know February 27, 2010
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