I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.

You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf

by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019

12:00 AM

It’s Tomorrow! It’s A New Day! 12:00 AM Is When Everyone Is Asleep Except People Who Does Not Wana Sleep! 12:00 AM Will Be October 5. It’s 2019 Right Now. More People Will Be Awake In The New Year To See The New Year.

The Time Is 12:00 AM.
The New Year Is Awesome.

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 October 4, 2019

Am I bisexual?

Don't ask me, ask yourself why you researched this😏

Dude, you're obv bi if you're searching up shit like this
"Am I bisexual?"

by ThAtSsOfETcH💅✨ June 23, 2021

I am groot

I am groot i am groot I am groot i am groot

I am groot

by AdamdaAlienface June 11, 2019

therefore i am

A post-hardcore/rock band from Boston, Massachusetts on Equal Vision Records known for their energetic live show and ability to eat more fast food than God.

Therefore I Am likes facial hair variations.

by Kip Casper December 15, 2008

I am a bitch

What bitches type in on the urbandictionary
If youre a big bitch then this definition will piss you off

Yo Momma said: I am a bitch
Jar-Jar Binx said: Mesa is bitch!

by That Annoying Guy U dont know April 1, 2010

i am loco

I Am Loco - I Am Crazy...

Sucker! Punk Ass Motherfucker I AM LOCO! Te Falta Poco, I'll Put Your Ass In A Chokehold ;p.

by Oz[TasteTheRainbow]lovesAsh*MassMurderAshleigh;; September 22, 2007